Lowered Sexpectations

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

(Source: gifsboom, via cockenblog)

Mary Ellen Johnson, 2009

Mary Ellen Johnson, 2009

Eric Hu: Advice to Students

e-r-h:

Recently an MCAD student sent over a questionnaire for a class assignment. It asked design professionals for advice to give to current students studying graphic design.

Having only recently graduated, I’m not in the best position of authority on this. I also know the feelings of disappointment…

Good sinspiration for a Carrie getup. Red chiffon over a Courtney Love halter. Maybe pinch your cheeks a little bit. Put on some makeup. Dip your hurr in red kool-aid.

The caption at the end of my True Life reads, “She’s still working on it”. I walk away from the camera, disappearing into a crowd of high school students. I am Jerri Blank.

Dear Future Husband,

My mother was right about you.

Fake Episodes of Law & Order: SVU: Imagined

fakeepisodesofsvu:

A famous, hugely influential rock musician is murdered by a fan. His wife was by his side when he was shot, as they were leaving their apartment building. It was handed to SVU because there was semen at the crime scene. Semen everywhere. Benson and Amaro are on the case. They interrogate his…

It’s always Paul Bettany. Emmy’s all around!